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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Beth, Space Beth and others in “Unfinished Business”

Are they gonna torture us?

Unless you plan on telling them what I know. Last chance to guess who was the clone.

You're his daughter. Something about the eyes -- the shameless abandonment of your family.

How ever can I live with myself? One theory: I was designed by your father to live with myself, which would mean you made a conscious choice to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.

You know that's the kind Jerry likes! Same way I know the only goddamn dream you'll ever follow is your shitty father's approval.

You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.

You cosplay as your shitty father in his thirties!

AAnnouncer

Red Alert. Red Alert. Rick Sanchez--

[Electric crackling, announcer chokes.]

More like dead alert! What else? What else? I wrote some stuff down on my Notes app, let me just find it... Screw it. Beth, if-- if one of you is still alive, you're my real daughter. If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. She's just a clone; she's not worth it. I'm coming, baby!

BBBoth Beths

That piece of shit.

I came back to kill him, you know.

I'd like to help.

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