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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Beth, Morphizer Customer Service Worker and others in “Unfinished Business”

Just stay put, sweetie! Mom's still on hold!

MCMorphizer Customer Service Worker

Morphizer Customer Service Worker. How may I help you?

Yes, I'm having a little trouble with one of your machines.

MCMorphizer Customer Service Worker

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Do you see a little compartment on the side of the machine?

Let me check.... Yes, got it.

Mom?

MCMorphizer Customer Service Worker

Great! Now, do you see the little button next to it?

I do.

MCMorphizer Customer Service Worker

Give that button a push.

Okay. [pushes button]

Mom, listen to me--

MCMorphizer Customer Service Worker

WE'RE FREE! [the Morphizer Customer Service Workers run out of Rick's machine]

Okay, so I pushed the button, and three little men ran out. What do I do next? … Hello? I think we got disconnected-- [Morty angrily snatches Beth's phone, throws it onto the pavement and stamps on it] Morty!

Don't "Morty" me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But no! Like father, like goddamn daughter! You wanna be like Rick?! Congratulations! You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible!

GGene

[pops up] Everything okay here?

Mind your own goddamn business, Gene! I'm having a conversation with my mother here! [Gene walks away] Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna make him stay, Mom, but it will help you lose everyone else.

Like I lost Summer.

Hey, you haven't lost her yet.

No, I definitely did. She's gone.

[looks at the crashed garage] Goddammit!

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