[holding Rick at gunpoint] All right, you listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch parasite scum. We could either do this the easy way or the hard way, you know? Y-Y-Y-You wanna live? Then open the blast shield doors.
[restrained by Baby Wizard and Duck With Muscles] Shut up, Morty, you brainwashed little turd that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed too!
You know, Rick, this isn't easy for us. You know, w-we all remember you as a friend.
O-O-Oh, really? Well, I remember you as a whiny little piece of shit, Morty!
O-Oh yeah?!
Yeah! I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass, and about six of them are pleasant! The rest is annoying garbage! So why don't you do us both a favor and PULL THE TRIGGER?! DO IT! DO IT, MOTHERFUCKER! PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!
[Coming to a realization, Morty shoots Baby Wizard, who turns back into a parasite as he dies]
Oh, wow, Baby Wizard was a parasite? He set me up with my wife!
[Morty shoots him too, and he also turns back into a parasite]
What the hell?
I figured it out, Rick! The parasites can only create pleasant memories. I know you're real because I have a ton of bad memories with you!
[remembers several moments where he caused Morty to suffer] Holy crap, Morty, you're right!
Is-- Isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?
[evasively] Well... yeah, d-doy. T-Took you long enough. [opens a hidden compartment filled with weapons] Now let's go, Morty. We got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.
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