Geez, Rick, wh-what is this place?
The Citadel of Ricks. It's the secret headquarters for the Council of Ricks.
Council of Ricks?
As you know, Morty, I've got a lot of enemies in the universe that consider my genius a threat. Galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictators, most of the entire intergalactic government. Wh-wherever you find people with heads up their asses, someone wants a piece of your grandpa. And a lot of versions of me on different timelines had the same problem. So a few thousand versions of me had the [yells] INGENIOUS IDEA OF BANDING TOGETHER like a herd of cattle or a school of fish, or... those people who answer questions on Yahoo! Answers.
Hey! What do you know? It's a cowboy version of me!
Geez, you're easy to impress. Yeah, most timelines have a Rick, and most Ricks have a Morty. This place is a real who's who of who's you and me.
Turn your boring, old Morty into a... hot fashion statement... with some Morty dazzlers!
Hey, check this out! [presses Morty doll]
Show me the Morty!
Dumb.
Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insured? You know, every year, hundreds of Mortys are injured—
Back off! Not my cup of tea, this place. I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick.
Save your anti-Rick speech for the Council of Ricks, terror-Rick.
Hey, save your Rick rules for the uuueh sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig.
(Bleep) me, pal.
"(Bleep) you"? No, no, no, no, no, (Bleep) ME!
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