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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Morty, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

Geez, Rick, wh-what is this place?

The Citadel of Ricks. It's the secret headquarters for the Council of Ricks.

Council of Ricks?

As you know, Morty, I've got a lot of enemies in the universe that consider my genius a threat. Galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictators, most of the entire intergalactic government. Wh-wherever you find people with heads up their asses, someone wants a piece of your grandpa. And a lot of versions of me on different timelines had the same problem. So a few thousand versions of me had the [yells] INGENIOUS IDEA OF BANDING TOGETHER like a herd of cattle or a school of fish, or... those people who answer questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Hey! What do you know? It's a cowboy version of me!

Geez, you're easy to impress. Yeah, most timelines have a Rick, and most Ricks have a Morty. This place is a real who's who of who's you and me.

RSRick Seller 1

Turn your boring, old Morty into a... hot fashion statement... with some Morty dazzlers!

RSRick Seller 2

Hey, check this out! [presses Morty doll]

MDMorty Doll

Show me the Morty!

Dumb.

RIRick Insurer

Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insured? You know, every year, hundreds of Mortys are injured—

Back off! Not my cup of tea, this place. I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick.

Save your anti-Rick speech for the Council of Ricks, terror-Rick.

Hey, save your Rick rules for the uuueh sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig.

(Bleep) me, pal.

"(Bleep) you"? No, no, no, no, no, (Bleep) ME!

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