Tommy and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

Tommy

So you want me to lie?

Yeah, through your goddamn teeth I want you to lie.

Tommy

Well, I can't do that.

You-- You can't [starts laughing]

Tommy

What's so funny?

You can't lie?

Tommy

Look, I can lie to my wife, my kids, the guys at work, the guys at headquarters, cops, yeah I can do that kinda lyin'. That's like triple-A ball, you know? But these are lawyers, this is major league pitching here to these guys, I'm good but I'm not that good.