Colleen is smoking pot!
I know.
You know? What do you mean 'you know'?
And it's good pot, not the cheap shit we used to get.
Great, great. That's a great attitdude. You know, I told you years ago, that pot is a gateway drug--- So she comes home tonight, not only is she high, she's drunk. Drunk. Yeah, shitfaced. Puked. Yeah.
Was she driving?
No, I think her 50 year old boyfriend was handling the driving responsiblities.
He's 26. And that's good, that's good.
Why's that good?
Because he doesn't drink.
Okay. I'm pretty sure she's bangin' this guy.
I know. She's on the pill.
You put her on the pill? In-insane. Just totally-- ... You-- you got the whole toolbox goin' here, booze, penises, ... I-- I can't believe that I'm finally the moral compass in this family.
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