[coming up with a plan about the baby] Alright, so you know what we do, we pretend that we're together, and when the baby's born I'll help you raise it, and if it's a boy, grand slam because that solves my dad's problem with the male heir thing...
Okay, and what if the baby looks like Johnny? [Tommy scoffs] What?
Like that's a possibility.
Uh, yeah.
Both of Angie's kids look just like Angie, okay? Nothing like Johnny, okay? My sperm versus Johnny's sperm, are you kiddin' me?
Oh my gosh... okay.
My sperm are like... they have ant strength, they can lift other sperm outta the way, okay?
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