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Rescue Me · Season 1, Episode 15

Funeral Director and Lou in “Unfinished Business”

FDFuneral Director

This one is considered the Mercedes-Benz of caskets.

Lou

And how much?

FDFuneral Director

Fifteen thousand.

Lou

And the cemetery fees, the cost of embalming, and the wake and all of that...

FDFuneral Director

I'd have to sit down in front of the computer.

Lou

Ballpark.

FDFuneral Director

About forty thousand dollars.

Lou

Jesus, it'd be cheaper to buy a used Mercedes and put him in the trunk and drive him off of a goddamn bridge. Tommy, what do you think?

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