Tommy and Taxi Driver in “Unfinished Business”

Tommy

So, what're you? You a Muslim?

Yeah.

Tommy

So what, you believe that you die and you go to heaven and you get what? Seventy...seven virgins?

Seventy-two.

Tommy

Seventy-two, right. I mean...what's the point of that? If you think about it...I mean, virgins? When you go to heaven, I mean wouldn't you rather have whores?

You think that there are whores in heaven? There are no whores in heaven.

Tommy

I mean, I would prefer that if I went to heaven I would get seventy-seven---

Seventy-two.

Tommy

Okay. Seventy-two...whores. Chicks that know something, chicks that know how to blow 'ya---chicks that know tricks.

Lemme ask you somethin'--

Tommy

What? What?

What are you...religion wise.

Tommy

I'm nothing. I'm a lapsed Catholic.

Well, my friend, you're going to hell, okay?

Tommy

I'd rather go to hell with seventy-seven---

Seventy-two. Seventy-two!

Tommy

Okay, two-thousand whores! Three thousand whores and Babe Ruth and John Lennon and Elvis Presley, take me to hell. Jesus.