Alicia and Tommy in “Unfinished Business”

You know, the first man that a little girl falls in love with is her daddy.

Tommy

Yeah.

So then when she gets older and she gets married chances are that she's gonna pick somebody, just like her old man.

Tommy

I'm aware of this theory, and it's a buncha bullshit.

Oh, so you don't have anything in common with your wife's father?

Tommy

No, nothing.

Oh, nothing.

Tommy

No, he was in real estate first of all. He was a suit and tie guy he spend his whole life behind a desk and real estate was all he thought about. He got up every mornin' and thought about how to rip people off. He was a selfish, self-centered, greedy, lying, cheating... midget. He was like 5'2. I'm way taller than him, and not funny at all which is one of the things my wife said that she found attractive about me when she met me was that I was funny and her father was not funny.