Mickey and Tommy in “Unfinished Business”

Mickey

I used to hear voices the first two months I was sober. Sometimes I thought, you know, it was like God; sometimes it was Satan.

Tommy

Two months?

Mickey

Yep. God was tellin' me I was a worthless piece of shit, Satan's tellin' me I'm God's gift.

Tommy

What did God sound like?

Mickey

Tom Hanks.

Tommy

Figures.

Mickey

Satan was a doubleheader: one minute, he's like Jack Nicholson; the next, you know, like Hillary.