You eediot! You woke me up in the middle of a perfect dream!
Don't you lay a hand on me. Not in my condition.
Condition? What condition?
I've been trying to figure out how to tell you!
Tell me what?! Spit it out, man!
I'm gonna have your... BABY!!!
WHAAAAAT?! I'll take care of that!
[Ren finds a coat hanger and attempts to use it on Stimpy.]
[screams] Don't you DARE put that nasty instrument in me!
You said you used protection!
I thought I was barren! You must have powerful seed! [crying] FORGIVE ME, REN!
Get away from me! Sorceress! [turns away from Stimpy] Crap! Crap! Crap! We haven't had a job... in six years! What are we going to raise him on? KITTY LITTER?!
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