What do you think is the difference between boogers and goobers, Stimpinton?
A stooge question, Renwick. Why don't we ask the greatest genius in the world.
Who's that?
Dr. Stupid. Who else?
[Ren changes the channel, showing Stimpy as Dr. Stupid.]
Today's question is, what is the difference between boogers and goobers? Actually, the difference is merely superficial. These are just two different words that both represent wet things. More specifically, wet things that come from inside your head.
Thank you, Dr. Stupid.
[The scene changes back to Ren and Stimpy in the spittoon.]
[chuckles] Wet things that come from your... "HOELS". ["holes"]
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