Stimpy, there are millions of people watching you! Be decent!
[Stimpy tries to hide his stomach, but exposes his breasts instead.]
Eek! This is a family network!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Make way for new life!
ААААААААААААААНННННН!!! (Cries. The screen zooms out to reveal Ren, watching him. Stimpy then looks over to him and points at him) You MONSTER! How can you say... those horrible things... to MEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEAEAEA?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (He cries again. He starts pounding his fists on the bed while Ren looks at the camera. Ren turns into a first class heel)' "You son of a bitch...!" (Ren tries to console him)
I'm sorry, Stimpy. I don't know why I do these things to you. I'm just a pig!
[crying] Oh, you bastard!
Please forgive me!
Don't you touch me, you BEAST! (He crouches down) "Forgive me"...those empty words! That's all they are! No...not THIS time. You've gone TOO FAR this time, Ren! АААААААААННН!!! (He cries even more) YEAH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH!!!!
I know I'm insane, Stimpy. I know I can't control my vile urges! But this time, I'll do something about it! I'll seek help. (He looks over to Stimpy, who cried so much now that the floor is flooded) I'll do it for you!
[Stimpy stops crying, and dramatically turns to Ren.]
Don't do it for me...DON'T DO IT FOR ME...Do it...for YOURSELF! (Breathes heavily) АААААААААНН!!! (He sobs as Ren sadly walks away) I'm gonna kill you... (Ren walks to the door and looks one last time before opening the door, which releases all the water out. still crying as he exits) ААААААААННН!!! (Cut to Ren outside the house, slowly walking away from it. He tears up as he hears scream one last time) АААААААААННН!! (The roof of the house gets shot up and a few windows break as he screams, and he resumes crying. Ren covers his ears from the noise and then gets even more teary-eyed. He slowly begins walking away as we see him walk past some cows, a few streets, and a street with a bunch of rubberhose-styled characters in the background. We fade to him walking from a different angle as it appears to be sunset, and then fade again to him walking through an alleyway. We fade again to a pan down of the alleyway as we see Ren walk towards the screen, kicking a can while doing so. It then fades to him walking towards the help center. He looks up and then resumes walking. He opens the door and enters inside. We fade to him going up an elevator, as he opens the door and continues walking. As he walks, we see a sign that says stuff like “YAK’S HEAD IMPORTS” and “HELP”. We then cut to Ren at the door, which says “Dr. Mr. Horse Professional” on it. He opens the door, and we see Mr. Horse at his desk, smoking a pipe. Ren walks towards his desk, as Mr. Horse looks down at him.]
I'm a terrible person, doc. I'm mean to everybody and I'm especially mean to those who love me the most. I've got issues! But I'm not crazy or anything!
HDr. Mr. Horse
Of course not, Mr. Hoek. Let's just calm down. It's perfectly normal to be nervous talking to a professional. Now relax and we'll see just how sick you really are, shall we?
Okay.
RSRen's Dad
Son, did you mangle this poor frog?
No.
RSRen's Dad
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
FFrog
You're not gonna kill me?
Does it still hurt?
FFrog
Oh God yes! My every nerve is on fire!
Have a wonderful life!
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