[Mordecai walks up to the front desk, and the concierge hands him the phone]
Hello?
Matchmaker McIntyre here, CEO of Couple Corral. This is not a recording.
Uh, hi?
We noticed earlier you deleted your profile. So sad to see ya go. We really appreciate your business, so I'm beggin' ya to rejoin.
[Talking over McIntyre's voice] Hello? Hello?
If you come back to us today, you'll get free romantic coupons. To rejoin, say "yee-haw!" To cancel, say "adios".
Adios! Adios!
[Mordecai hangs up, and the screen pans over to show McIntyre standing behind him]
Aah!
Told ya I wasn't a recording! What do ya mean "adios", pardner?
Uh, I don't need Couple Corral anymore. I'm in a relationship now, so...
Here's what I'm thinkin'. Break up with CJ.
[Angrily] Excuse me?
Break up with her and rejoin my site! [Wraps an arm around Mordecai] Couple Corral could help you find somebody better.
Dude, I'm happy with CJ.
Will you be though after we dredge through her profile? [Takes out his phone] Okay, let's see what we dig up here.
[McIntyre shows Mordecai photos of CJ with different hairstyles.]
Isn't keeping her information, like, really illegal?
You'd think. [He stops on a photo of goth CJ] Whoa! How do you expect her to be committed to you when this girl can't even commit to a hairstyle?
[Shoves McIntyre away] So? I like CJ. Now leave me alone.
[Mordecai walks away, and McIntyre glares at him menacingly.]
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