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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Muscle Man, Muscle Dad and others in “Unfinished Business”

[reads] "Son, if you're reading this, you punched my face and freaked out in the field by the rest stop where I faked that picture. I'm sorry for pranking you all these years..."

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MDMuscle Dad

[writing on his forklift] "...especially about being a trucker. The world is a harsh place, and I only did it to toughen you up for when I'm gone. Now you know the truth — you aren't a Muscle Boy anymore."

TTrucker

Muscle Dad! We need those loads now!

MDMuscle Dad

Yes, sir! Right away!

TTrucker

And take off that hat! You ain't worthy of it. [they leave, Muscle Dad takes off his hat and continues writing]

MDMuscle Dad

"So please, drive to the highest point of the Trucker Hall of Fame, and spread my hat ashes over those stuck-up jerks. It's my final prank from beyond the grave. But if you hate me too much to do it, I understand."

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