Church and Grif in “Let's All Go to the Movies”

You know, this is a time of year when we all try to figure out ways to avoid spending any more time with our families than we absolutely have to.

And there's no better way to do that than hiding from them in a big dark room with a bunch of strangers.

We're talking, of course, about going to the movies. Or, if you find today's movies to be too sexually explicit, a strip club.

Nowadays, most people treat a movie theater like their own home. And they treat their home like a gas station bathroom, which is gross.