Simmons, have you seen Grif?
No sir, not recently.
Son of a -! He was gonna wash the Warthog before I went on mah trip!
I don't know what to tell you, Sir.
(In a suitcase) Yes! This is the perfect plan!
Ah well... Did you finish packin' for me?
Yup. Got your suitcase right here Sir.
D'oh!
Great. Then I guess I'm all set to attend the annual suitcase demolishing conference.
The what? That doesn't even sound real!
Have fun Sir.
Where're you going Simmons?
To an XBox 360 launch party.
XBox 360? How did I miss versions two through three hundred fifty nine? I need to pay better attention.
Technology moves pretty fast Sir.
Come on, Grif- I mean suitcase. Heh heh heh.
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