Tucker and Church in “Old Annoyance Be Forgot”

Hey Church, I'm still trying to figure out what to get Caboose.

Christmas is in seven hours, moron.

I know. If you wait until last minute, you get all the good deals.

Ah, just get everybody the same thing. That's what I did.

Let me guess, everyone's getting a lump of coal.

FUCK no! Do you know how much coal costs!? It's like five bucks a ton! I'm not spending that much on you losers! (short pause) You're all getting a lump of smoal.

What's smoal?

It's a knockoff synthetic coal. It's just as good as the real thing. Except when you burn it, it doesn't make any heat. It just makes smoke.

Wha-what? How does it make smoke with no heat?

How the fuck do I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.