Command? Oh no, they never have good news. Did somebody die? Was it my mom, is she dead? Or my dad, did my dad die again? Oh no.
What is this? I don't even...
Hehe, you see, he's yours now. Hehe, no take-backs.
Is it my brother? Was my brother killed? That's it, isn't it? My brother's dead!
What- no, nothing like that!
Oh, good, because I don't even have a brother. H-how sad would it be to not have a brother and to lose a brother all in the same day.
No one died!
[The blue soldier runs back]
Jo-a-nes is dead, sir.
OK, no one besides him.
Once again... nobody's fault. [Whispers] Pst...I think the new guy did it.
Private Caboose, you were stationed at Blood Gulch, correct?
Yeah...that was fun.
And our records indicate that you were infected by an aggressive artificial intelligence program at one point. The Omega AI, is that correct as well?
Yeah...that wasn’t as much fun.
Ok, well I need you to come with me. I’m investigating a critical issue and you seem to be the only person with the knowledge and experience necessary to help me. [Long pause] And I just realised how ridiculous that sounded once I said it out loud.
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