Caboose and Church in “Alarm official ending”

Church...

Yeah?

You ever wonder why we're here?

You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that's happened, you know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole or a pervert or a snob, or they're lazy or arrogant or an idiot or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

...I meant, why are we out here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade?

Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade.