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Red vs Blue · Season 4

Grif and Simmons in “Right To Remain Silenced (Episode 74)”

Well, if you're the judge and the DA, and I'm the defense, you know Donut's gonna wanna be the bailiff, and that means he's gonna wanna wear the cop uniform with the short shorts.

Ugh, Officer Hot-pants.

Exactly. And I think we can all remember that dance routine from Sarge's birthday party.

[Cut to Grif and Simmons from the past looking at an enormous cake]

Oh, my God, that cake is huge! It's big enough to fit a person in it.

Why does the cake smell like baby oil? Oh God, where's Donut?!

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