Grif, Simmons, where've you two been?
Our patrol didn't go exactly as planned, Sarge.
Did you find something? Wait a minute, where's the jeep?
Yeah...it's like this...
Grif, I just built that jeep. I don't want to hear that it's been destroyed.
Oh, well then maybe I should stop talking. Or you can stop listening.
Grif!
No no no, it's not destroyed Sarge. The engine just quit.
And what exactly were you doing when the engine died?
Duh, getting the jeep outta the ditch.
What was the jeep doing in a ditch?
Well I can tell you what it wasn't doing, and that's reenacting the coolest scene from The Dukes of Hazzard ever. [Sarge moans in exasperation.] Simmons was driving.
No I wasn't! I was holding the arrows and the dynamite!
[The three of them check out the Warthog.]
Wait a second, this thing isn't busted. It's just outta gas.
It runs on gas?
Of course not, moron. Where are we gonna get gasoline? I modified the fuel cells to utilize a form of cold fission, powered by solar energy.
So then why is it dead, sir?
You would have had to park it in the shade for at least two hours. What were you doing parked in the shade for two hours?
Well, I can tell you what we weren't doing...
Ah, forget it.
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