[Looking at scanner screen] What is that?
It appears that some kind of anomaly has penetrated our universe.
I hate people who use the word anomaly. They think they're so cool. "Oh look, here's an anomaly anomalling away. I'm really cosmologically on-trend because I know what anomaly means." It's just a fancy-schmancy word for Weird.
Sir, something weird has penetrated our universe which appears to have caused a giant lesion across the space-time continuum. Is it okay to say "lesion" sir or would you prefer "cut"?
Lesions, cuts, they're both the same to me. It's people who say "continuum" that I can't stand.
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