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AR medieval King and Lister (of Smeg) in “Stoke Me a Clipper”

AMAR medieval King

Good Knight, bring me this knave's head on a silver platter.

LLister (of Smeg)

Hey, steady!

AMAR medieval King

Then disembowel him and feed his innards to the crows.

LLister (of Smeg)

This is worse than playing away at Leeds.

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