[to Sebastian-Lister] Come out of the shadows, Voter.
What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?
M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel. Had I known it was you... [stands to attention and averts his gaze] forgive me.
You know me?
Of course, Voter Colonel.
Who am I?
You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration.
Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?
You... change people, Sir.
In what way?
You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy.
Purify?
[proudly] No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel.
So why has he been away for 4 years then?
Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?
Answer him.
The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself.
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