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Cop, Sebastian Doyle and others in “Back to Reality”

CCop

[to Sebastian-Lister] Come out of the shadows, Voter.

SDSebastian Doyle

What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?

CCop

M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel. Had I known it was you... [stands to attention and averts his gaze] forgive me.

SDSebastian Doyle

You know me?

CCop

Of course, Voter Colonel.

SDSebastian Doyle

Who am I?

CCop

You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration.

SDSebastian Doyle

Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?

CCop

You... change people, Sir.

SDSebastian Doyle

In what way?

CCop

You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy.

BDBilly Doyle

Purify?

CCop

[proudly] No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel.

DDDuane Dibbley

So why has he been away for 4 years then?

CCop

Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?

SDSebastian Doyle

Answer him.

CCop

The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself.

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