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Rimmer, Maid and others in “Terrorform”

Rimmer

Err, where are you going? Err, what are you doing? My God! Are you going to take a flying leap?

MMaid

We are going to summon the Master.

Rimmer

The Master?

MMaid

You have been prepared for him.

Rimmer

This 'Master' character - and I acknowledge that I may not want to know the full answer to this one - but why does he want me oily in particular? Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?

SMSecond maid

He always likes his victims to be oiled. An oiled body is so much better for conducting the electricity.

Rimmer

Not the best news, but it could have been worse.

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