[Holly has challenged the man to a game of chess for control of Red Dwarf]
Queen to rook eight, checkmate.
QQueeg
That's an illegal move.
Oh, yea. Queens don't move like that. I was thinking of poker.
(Rimmer groans inwardly)
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