Yo, look, Rimmer, I've been thinking.
What?
You know, about going into stasis and everything.
How did I do what?
What do you mean, "how did I do what"?
Lister, don't be a gimboid!
I'm not being a gimboid!
[turning away from Lister] I've just been in the library thinking, and I've decided... [pauses and looks annoyed] SHUT UP! Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided that, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
What, on your own for the rest of your life?
What things?
Eh?
I said what?
What's going on?
[points into thin air and starts walking away from Lister] You are space crazy!
I'm space crazy? You're the one who's space crazy!
Well, it probably is deja vu, it sounds like it.
[Rimmer shakes his head and walks out of the drive room. As he does so, another Rimmer enters from the captain's office, startling Lister]
AAAH! Rimmer! I've just seen you walk out of that door!
What?
How did you do that?
How did I do what?
You just this second walked out of that door!
Lister, don't be a gimboid!
I swear on my grandmother's life that as you walked out of that door... [runs across the room, causing Rimmer to turn to face him] you came in this one!
I've just been in the library thinking, and I've decided...
Rimmer, I'm telling you!
Hold it. Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided that, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
Rimmer, you've just come in and said exactly these things.
What things?
You said that.
I said what?
And that! You said that!
You are space crazy!
And then you said, "well, it probably is deja vu".
Well, it probably is deja vu, it sounds like it.
Well, go on, then, shake your head and walk out.
[Rimmer shakes his head and walks out]
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