Holly [after being insulted about his temporarily reduced IQ]: 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!
“Queeg”
Holly, That's a load of Tottenham, that is. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur.
Rimmer, He's out to lunch, breakfast, dinner, tea, supper, the lot. He's not in for a single meal, if you ask me.
Holly, And the moral of the story; appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Red Dwarf pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.