Lezlie and Daniel Holden in “Act as If”

Look, any man reads a newspaper knows Dan with a "D" Holden's overdue a little excess - a little indulgence of the senses. Some late-night, low-light intermingling and inter-tangling.

I hope you're suggesting girls.

Half of which at this party want to sleep with you. The other half are afraid of you, and half of them still want to sleep with you. It ain't even about luck at this point.

And that's how you reach enlightenment?

Who gives a shit? Come on, buddy. It's time to join the human race in all its permutations.