Brian
Well I may not have stopped Michael from becoming one of the step ford fags, but at least I saved Justin from a fate worse than being a heterosexual.
Ben
And what is that?
Brian
An imitation heterosexual.
[Hot guy is checking out Brian and walks away]
Ben
Aren't you going after your prey?
Brian
I'd love to professor. But, still got another 24 hours until the Syphilis clears up.
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