Brian and Ben in “[Episode 505]”

You know, I thought one of the benefits of marriage - besides getting to have sex with the same person for the rest of your natural born life - was being able to let yourself go.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know Michael and I still enjoy looking good for each other.

You still look?

Not everyone regards marriage and monogamy as a death sentence. For some of us, they're simply a part of growing up.

You mean giving up. Surrendering to the straight world's conception of what it means to be a man.

Can't be Peter Pan forever.

You can try.