Lesbian
You look pretty beat up, babe. Did a man do that to you?
Ted
Huh?
Lesbian
Too bad I wasn't around to protect you. But don't you worry, kid. That swelling is gonna go down and when it does, you're going to be just as pretty as ever.
Ted [to Emmett]: That person... thinks I'm a lesbian.
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