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Queer as Folk (US) · Season 1

Brian, Michael and others in “[Episode 112]”

[Brian is imagining Ted is Michael]

Brian

So, how was work?

Michael

Fat Marley had this really incredibly hickey and there was a sale on protein powder so every queen in the city was there. Except for you, of course.

Ted

Boring. Work was boring. How 'bout you?

Michael

Don't tell me, you took a client to a really fancy restaurant for lunch and there was this really hot waiter and he signaled for you to meet him in the linen closet and he gave you this amazing blowjob and then you went back to the table and the client never knew?

Brian

How'd you guess?

Ted

I asked you about work.

Brian

Uh, I took a client to lunch and the waiter blew me in the linen closet.

Ted

Really?

Michael

Liar! You're such a liar!

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