[Melanie and Lindsay ask Brian to sign a life insurance policy]
Melanie
It's simply in case something happens to you.
Brian
Like I'm decapitated at a railroad crossing? Or burned beyond recognition in some gas explosion? You know, I can just imagine the grizzly deaths you've conjured up for me.
Melanie
Like, in case you get sick.
Brian
Ah, even better.
Melanie
Considering your life, I mean, when's the last time you were tested?
Brian
Six months ago. I was negative.
Melanie
That's 26 weeks and 182 one-night stands.
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