Emmett
So, uh, who's he look like?
Michael
Well he's got Brian's eyes and mouth, and Lindsay's nose.
Ted
If he's got Melanie's dick, we're in big trouble.
Michael
You should see the pictures I took, he's so adorable. In one of them he's actually playing with himself.
Ted
Who, Brian?
Michael
No, the baby! Imagine he's only been in the world about an hour and already he's pulling his pud.
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