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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry and Alan Davies in “Unfinished Business”

What colour are the flags on the moon?

Well, do they look different? When you're there? Are there no flags? There's no moon... oh god.

[The audience starts laughing as Alan clutches his nose in despair.]

I could just hear about 100 klaxons sounding.

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