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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry, Audience and others in “Unfinished Business”

[On the unusual habits of the American Author of the Kamasutra Book]

He also trained himself to insert pencils into his penis. Not only a pencil though: a toothbrush, bristles first!

AAudience

NO!

Well, what? Every year, while his wife is going "He's impossible to buy for" and he's going "A TRAVEL POUCH! A PENCILCASE! I'M TIRED OF CARRYING THINGS ROUND IN ME PENIS!" "What about a travel wallet?" "NO!"

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