“But you're already married, so I'm not going...” – Stephen Fry, QI ... TV Quotes Database

[On the Korean phrase "When will I eat your noodles?" meaning "When are we getting married?"]

[To Alan] But you're already married, so I'm not going to eat your noodles. And you didn't invite me to your wedding.

I did invite you. You didn't come.

[facepalms in embarrassment]

Yeah, you know what you were doing? You were filming an episode of Bones.

Yes, I was.

I’ve never been so insulted in my life.

I’m so sorry. How embarrassing. I’m so sorry.

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