[on discussion of the biggest things in Australia being classed as "The Biggest in the Southern Hemisphere"]
The best one ever is in: have you been to Narrandera? Where they've got the southern hemisphere's 2nd largest playable guitar. They've gone:
"We've got the world's biggest guitar."
"No, it's not."
"Playable guitar?"
"Southern Hemisphere's?"
"They've what?"
"The Southern Hemisphere's 2nd largest playable guitar."
And you can see the signs being crossed out.
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