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QI · Season 1, Episode 15

John Bishop, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

[On French phrases that the French themselves don't use]

JBJohn Bishop

What about bidet?

Bidet they do indeed have, though it's easier, really, to do a handstand in the shower, to be honest. But if you want the expense of a bidet…

Easier?

[laughing] If you are as nimble as I am.

I'd pay good money to see that. I'd like to see you doing that, with a camera, [mimics lifting a camera phone] going: "Tweet this!"

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