[On French phrases that the French themselves don't use]
JBJohn Bishop
What about bidet?
Bidet they do indeed have, though it's easier, really, to do a handstand in the shower, to be honest. But if you want the expense of a bidet…
Easier?
[laughing] If you are as nimble as I am.
I'd pay good money to see that. I'd like to see you doing that, with a camera, [mimics lifting a camera phone] going: "Tweet this!"
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