[On how to find your way towards north in a forest]
You find a tree.
Yeah?
With moss on it. And…
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - MOSS]
[unaffected] …On the opposite side of it, it's dry, so you sit there and wait for someone to come along and ask them.
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