At school, we used to do what we called quad hockey, which is like a polo, only on bikes. You use a hockey stick and a ball, and you just go round on, um…
On quad bikes?
No, not on quad bikes. In a quad. In a quadrangle.
You were playing hockey in a quadrangle? You had a very different sort of schooling to a lot of us.
Why? How is that different?
Well, in my school, we used to set fire to cars. In an octangle.
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