What use is a goose?
[dead serious] Is it toilet paper? [general laughter] No, seriously. Is it - [more laughter]
Sandi, that is bizarre. Why do you say that?
Well, because I once read this book by Rabelais, I think it was called Gargantua. And he recommended that the best thing for toilet paper was a live goose. And I have yet to check in to a five-star hotel without a sense of disappointment.
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