Now, before we move on, we’d like you to draw now, you should have a card if you haven’t sawn it in half. We’d like you to draw the world’s first novelty teapot.
[Alan blows the sawdust on his desk aside and coughs as it goes everywhere.]
Alan.
Sorry, it all went down... it’s quite a draught in here as it turns out.
What did I ask you to draw?
Draw the world’s first novelty teapot.
Damn, you were listening. That’s very good.
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