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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry and David Mitchell in “Unfinished Business”

What can you usefully teach an oyster? [David rings in] Yes?

Is it … you know … not to get its hopes up? To expect … lemon juice and death?

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