Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson and others in “Unfinished Business”

Stephen Fry

[to Emma Thompson, about her pubic hair] Do you wax yourself down there, dovey?

Emma Thompson

[gets up intimidatingly] Do you want to see?

Stephen Fry

[collapses] No! I don't want to see! No, I do not. Oh, God!

Emma Thompson

You know I'd do it.

Stephen Fry

I know you would. She'd envelope me in her skirt.

Alan Davies

Lock the doors! Lock the doors! Ye of faint of heart, leave immediately!