“If you're unsure about whether to do one...” – Alan Davies, QI ... TV Quotes Database

If you're unsure about whether to do one cheek or two, best way to deal with it is to cup their genitals while you're doing it, and they won't mind how many kisses.

Stephen Fry

[laughing] Cup their genitals! After the words "Carry your bag, sir?"

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