“What happens if an ear wig gets into...” – Stephen Fry, QI ... TV Quotes Database

What happens if an ear wig gets into your ear?

It gets into your brain, and it stays there, and you form a sort of symbiotic relation with it. It happened to me 20 years ago, and we've never been happier!

[forfeit klaxon goes off - IT BORES INTO YOUR BRAIN]

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